But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
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