So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
My life is pants optional.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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