...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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