fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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