I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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