at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I think I just sharted jello shots
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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