I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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