Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
thus making me awesome and them whores
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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