You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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