I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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