did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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