I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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