I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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