Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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