I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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