everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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