Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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