She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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