There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Randomize
