Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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