But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
