like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Randomize
