He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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