i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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