at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
operation have a gay friend backfired
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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