i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
