singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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