i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
A bitchslap is in order.
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