I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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