Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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