doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
