I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Randomize