I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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