Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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