If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm experimenting with sincerity
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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