Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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