Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
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