I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Randomize
