The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
