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What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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