The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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