you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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