did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
im holly from the hills drunk
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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