yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
So gin and wine won't be happening again
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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