We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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