escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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