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just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
