Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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