What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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