I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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