she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
BRING THE BAGELS
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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