So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
