The whole province lines up and they do them in a band gazebo in downtown Toronto, one after another. The official spokesman, Petey the Provincial Polyp, hands out bottles of lube and has been known, on very special occasions, to glove up.
First of all yes they're in a province but I believe he was referring to the state of mind not the location and secondly the whole province does not line up in a gazebo in downtown Toronto for a colonoscopy. Get an education on your neighboring countries and learn to read properly.
Now who's being naive? First, not only have I been reading at a 1st-grade level for several weeks now, I recently graduated from picture books to Canadian news. Second, it's well-known that the entire province DOES line up for group colonoscopies on Jan 17th. The ritual dates back to the Huron, who used to do the exams using fish guts and bits of glass bartered from the naive and utterly humorless COLONists. In fact, the word "Toronto" is Huron for "gaping asshole who can
Well, clearly the 500-character-limiting software was written by a Canadian. The last sentence was supposed to read: "In fact, the word 'Toronto' is Huron for 'gaping asshole who can't take a fucking joke'."
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