He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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