I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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